Im a chef and i do this for a living. Here is some recent items

Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole. Some people never develop beyond this stage.

This is my cat beenu. He is 3 years old. He loves empty bags and boxes. Weve nick named him cheapweed.