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Cupid is giving away 1oz and a bag of Eddies Edibles to a lucky Lover!!

Contest Rules:
Write your own Love poem, it could be a serious one or a goofy one, and in any poem writing style.

On Feb14th Cupids arrow will pick out the lucky Lover!

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Puff Puff pass give me some grass
Empty my wallet for a piece of ass.

Roses are red,
Violets mare blue,
I love weed,
And giveaways too.

Puffing some Congolese Red,
The smoke goes straight to the head,
Rolling some Pink Death,
Or perhaps the Lamb's Breath?
This weed will put me to bed!

Send love potion 1
Cannabis Queens get greens
Passionate Flower

Weed hairs are Red,
Marijuana is Green,
The Cannabis Kings,
Carry the best grass I've seen.

When I first met her, that day I remember
Covered of a blanket; white zig-zag from local market
Homie told me don't be shy, she will just get you high
I could smell her perfume, heat was rising in the room
"Once is not a custom", I shouldn't have trusted him
It is the beginning of the end, with you my life I want to spend.

Roses are red
Violets are blue.
No their not - they're violet!

Lost

Alright now!
Won't you listen?
When I first met you, you didn't realize
I can't forget you or your surprise
You introduced me to my mind
And left me wanting, you and your kind
I love you, Oh you know it
My life was empty, forever on a down
Until you took me, showed me around
My life is free now, my life is clear
I love you sweet leaf, though you can't hear
Come on now, try it out
Straight people don't know, what you're about
They put you down and shut you out
You gave to me a new belief
And soon the world will love you sweet leaf

(this is a bogus entry, not looking to win, but just too good not to share! Ozzy \m/)

There once was a stoner from Nantucket
Got too stoned, forgot his poem and said fuck it.

I love free weed, yes.
Poem to my Valentine.
Thanks for reading me.

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
You always treat me like poo
But I still love you

My mind is melting
After the perfect pot hit
I think now I better
Straighten myself up a bit

It feels so right
How can it be wrong?
I love it through my brass pipe
Others prefer it in a bong

I could smoke it forever
Just keep going on and on
I've just scored a new baggie
So it's time for me to get home.

I love to smoke in the morning
I love to smoke at night
Without it, it feels like boring
Without it, my life won't ignite

There once was a bag of dank,
While in the room you could smell it's stank,
With sniff of the nose and some old pantyhose
Its actually probably just that cheap skank.

Happy valentines day to all the whores and potheads out there lol good luck everyone

Roses are red
Violets are blue
RSO is black
I use it for my back

i love cannabis
you love cannabis
we all love cannabis

Today I'm smoking some gorilla glue,
It's making me want to have nothing to do,

In my pipe is Congolese red,
Gotta give these MOMs some cred,

Guava blue inside my Bong,
Has me me thinking hard and long

Looking at all the green on my shelf,
Thinking "Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself."

They're known as the Cannabis Kings,
Notorious for supplying great things,

CBD, pens, concentrates, and flower.
You'll feel you've reached the top of the tower.

Bust one, roll one, take a puff,
Since now you know where to find the greatest stuff,

Don't take my word, give them a try.
Look no further, you've found your supply!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I want to smoke weed every day
That’s true

Booty booty booty
Big booty Judy
Puff puff pass
Gimme dat ass

Lizards are green
Fishes are scaly
I hope that your February passes gaily
/mic drop

I was here but now I’m not I went outside to smoke some pot, I wrote this poem to prove a point life is a bitch without a joint.
Happy 420 bitches!

Today lonely and the skies are grey,
But at least I got a fat sack of my girl maryjane!

For all weed lovers
Nothing better than smoke flowers
Harvest time is coming
Cannabis-Kings will be the king

Ganja is green
Some grass is too
My herb is fire
Your weed is poo

Roses are red, Buds are green
Grind that kush, and roll one to
I love Kush and you should too

Love Potion Number Nine
Wont You Be My Valentine?

Each and every day, there once was a place

Where my sweet cliche, would turn to me and say

You smoke to sooth the issues, it's a substitute for tissues

so

Let's roll our emotions into papers, and lose on this wager

we called love

I miss the taste of her purple lipstick

Buds are green
Hash is brown
I am looking to smoke with my Valentine
Are you down?

Roses are red weed is green. I need some free weed. All out of lean. Haha hope i get some free chronic. I really need some weed tonic. Ill give you my poem and my heart. But please dont just give me back a fart.

It's an honor to be with the love of my life
So all thought the night i'm on her and off her.

The music has slowed, the glow is progressing
a free oz will keep the local guy guessing.

never smoke the stems
they never taste any good
and fuck up your blunts

never smoke the stems
they never taste any good
and fuck up your blunts

never smoke the stems
they never taste any good
and fuck up your blunts

Buds are gassy
Joints are ashy
Let me get some free grass eh

King's of the Cannabis will drop some free crops,
they chop those tree tops like its a barbershop.
We order up bud from off our laptops,
and all these MoM's working like a sweatshop.
We all should just stop and give them some props,
so shout out 'big thanks' to all the head-shops !

Valentine's Day give-away
From the King's of Cannabis
Nothing gets my blood pumping
Like the prospect of free weed
Sitting here trying to flex my poetical prowess
Floundering like a lvl 5 Magikarp
Fuck poems are hard