Somewhere between Vancouver and Calgary (I don't want to be overly specific) is a very special region that has produced the finest weed in the world for decades longer than you might think. I lived in this region for a brief spell and witnessed some of this weedcraft first hand, in many backwood cabin and hilltop house. The latest in this long tradition, Hillside Pharms brings the fire with these Monster Cookies, yummy yummy yum. But I must slow down. Let me talk about the weed itself a little later.
Hillside Pharms
Overall rating out of 10: 10 on this one good sirs.
Sign Up: easy, took a half a day I think? Maybe two hours. The wait is long when you're trying to order weed from a place for the first time, you tend to bend time a little.
Ordering & Pricing: Bought during a sale, ordering was easy, and the discount was 20% Bought the half ounce for something around $90 all in, with some other stuff that deserves it's own review.
Communication: Good, order confirmation and tracking as expected.
Packaging: Great, came in well labelled sealed bags in a sealed bag in a box. No complaints
Products / Photos: Like I said I bought other things, which I'll take about elsewhere, but these fucking Monster Cookies deserved their own conversation. Wow.
I love cookie strains. Like all of them. I'm the damn cookie monster of weed. GSC, PSC, thin mint, forum cut yummy yummy good time yeah. I eat cookie dough ice cream. This is who I am. I've had them all. These are something different.
Big fluffy nugs look like GSC on steroids. This isn’t your head high hybrid mamby pamby Girl Scouts either, these monsters hit the body hard and let you know you’re baked before you take your second draw. Smooth smoking, I can’t say enough good about this strain, it will put you into a blissful state, your body will melt into the couch and all with that sweet cookie taste I know and love.
Like warning, this is heavy indica. it will make you feel good. super good. sleepy. relaxed. It's potent. You've been warned. I think several times actually.
Cookie.
Incentive for Review: none.
Notes: I meant to post this review over a week ago, but I kept falling asleep after smoking these cookies.
