SpeedGreens
Overall rating out of 10:
8.5/10. This site is fantastic, the site layout isn't great, and they could improve in a few places, but overall it was a good experience.
Sign Up:
Signup was very easy and straightforward. ID not required on signup, but it is required before they'll process your order. Not the typical ID system but it works regardless.
Ordering & Pricing:
Very simple and straightforward ordering process. Communication is absolutely fantastic, quick response times with friendly service.
Communication:
E-mail communication was great, their responses were prompt, and friendly. They took care of a small issue and assured me it wouldn't happen again going forward. They also have a live chat on their site that works well, I was taken care of regardless of which system I used to communicate.
Packaging:
I think this is where they shine over other MOMs. The packaging is absolutely incredible,
Delivered in a white box that's taped very well, impossible to know what's inside.
When you open the box, you're met with a bag that's completely smell proof, and again, impossible to recognize to contents.
Inside of that, you're met with a vaccuum sealed package with pill bottles and bags containing your products, inside the pill bottles are adorable little individual boveda packs.
Products / Photos:
A lot of these products are absolutely top notch, even though I disagree with a couple of their ratings, I'll start with the worst and finish with the best.
Afghani Bubble Hash
I don't generally smoke hash, so I won't go too in-depth on this review, but this stuff looked awesome so I gave it a shot. I was glad that I did.
This hash tastes fantastic, and burns very well inside of a joint. It has that very strong "hash" smell, with some beautiful color inside of it, sticks to my fingers but somehow also breaks up easily.
This hash is easily 9/10(AAAA) in my opinion.
Golden Pinaeapple Honeycomb Budder
I really like this budder, it's visually appealing, very strong and tastes great.
It has a great citrusy flavor, with a strong long-lasting high that had me feeling uplifted and energetic.
Inside of the container, it looks fantastic. Beautiful looking honeycomb texture, with a nice light color.
I'd say this budder is probably 8.5/10(AAAA). It does everything it should do, and does it well. But there's budder out there that does it better.
Everest Extracts Black Diamond Shatter
Wow this shatter is awesome. Some of the best I've seen in a long time.
Super strong long-lasting high that had me very happy, and pretty sleepy after a little while. Smoked a bit of it before bed and it helped me get more than my typical 2-3 hours of sleep.
There's a nice terpy flavor to it, with a great light color, no residue, and it's nice and smooth on the throat.
9/10(AAAA) shatter, I really enjoyed it.
Kushberry (AA)
I personally think this should be AAA at best, maybe AA+ at worst. it has a solid kush nose, some nice bag appeal, it's cured well and it tastes good. It's a little harsh, and could be trimmed better but aside from that I can't find a complaint with this strain. (Maybe that's just my love of Kush strains) It does everything a kush strain should do, and it does it well. It won't be anyone's quads, but it'll be more than good enough for most.
My rating of this strain would be 6.5/10 (AA+-AAA)
Blue God (AAAA)
Out of all of the strains I was sent, including the Kushberry (which was free with signup), this has to be my least favorite.
It's smell is subtle, but it's not bad, just not pungent enough, it has a decent dieselish flavor, and is pretty smooth, but the high just isn't very strong. It had me feeling a nice subtle buzz for about 20-30 minutes but that was about it. This bud's saving grace is the color and the trim, because the trim is absolutely fantastic.
I'm not really sure how this ended up rated as AAAA because in all honesty, I think it's AAA at best.
I rate this strain at 6/10 (AA+) because while it's not a great strain, the high was there albeit not as strong as I'd have liked, and I honestly liked the smell. I wish it was more pungent, but it was enjoyable regardless.
Critical Kush (AAAA)
This is a great strain. First real quad strain in this review. It has a fantastic sour/earthy smell that's super pungent, with a great similar flavor.
The high was a heavy indica couch lock high, which made me kinda hungry, and it was surprisingly long lasting.
Smooth burn, clean white ash, and a remarkable trim. This bud was beautiful.
I'd rate this strain at 8/10 (AAAA) I really enjoyed the flavor, the smell, and the high.
Tuna Kush(AAA)
My first thought after checking this bud out was "only AAA?"
I might be biased because as I pointed out when talking about the Kushberry, I'm in love with a nice Kush strain. That's what this is.
The smell out of the bottle was fantastic, a really nice fruity smell, that was kinda earthy, with an unmistakable kush-like taste to match. The cure is great, and the 1.3g nug I received looked like it'd have some incredible bag appeal in a full zip.
The high had me laughing for a while at random YouTube videos, which is usually a pretty good sign.
My rating for this one is a solid 8.5/10 (AAAA) This strain was great.
Black Nuken (AAAA)
This strain definitely doesn't bear much of a resemblance to regular "Nuken"
The color is gorgeous, the fruity/gassy smell is very pungent, and the taste is remarkable.
The high is really cool, it's a mix of couch lock and full blown concentration (currently writing this review after smoking this strain) but is a bit of a letdown, because it wasn't as long lasting as a lot of the other AAAA strains.
Great cure, solid bud structure. The not-great trim definitely decreases this strains visual appeal.
All in all, I'd give this strain a nice 8,5/10(AAAA). Would've been my second favorite of the bunch, and hit 9/10 with a bit longer lasting of a high, and a better trim job.
Platinum Girl Scout Cookies
The nose on this strain is a wonder all by itself. Easily my favorite smell of the bunch, with a killer taste to match it. It's like sticking your nose into a fresh batch of cookies. Except the cookies smell like purp.
The only issues I could find with this strain were subpar trim job, and the not-so-large nugs. They're not exactly popcorn, but they're not exactly photogenic. I'm sure a bigger batch would change at least one of those issues.
This strain has a killer high that was easily one of the longest lasting of the bunch, a great cure job and I can't stress enough how great the smell is,
My rating is 9/10(AAAA)
Black Roses(AAAA)
Wow. Just wow.
This strain is amazing, from the first toke to the last, I was euphoric.
It has this heavenly smell, kinda purple mixed with flowers, mixed with sugar is my best description of this strain, and the taste is even better.
The second I opened the bottle, I was in heaven. The buds have this wonderful purple coated in white look to them that I just don't think I could match, even with Photoshop.
The cure is amazing, the trim is fantastic, it's flushed perfectly, and the high while very strong, is also the longest lasting of the bunch.
I can't talk this strain up enough, the only problem with it is that I didn't have more.
I'd rate this one 9,5/10(AAAA+) and the only reason it's missing the .5 is because I like to think "There's gotta be something better out there" when it comes to weed.
Incentive for Review: I was sent a few free samples of some great strains as an incentive for review. Most of my order was purchased, but the Black Nuken, Critical Kush and Tuna Kush as an incentive for review, and the Kushberry as a signup bonus.
Notes:SpeedGreens is a great site. The customer service is fantastic, they have some pretty nice prices, and some incredible quality. There was a problem concerning the weight of one of my strains, (it wasn't off by much) and I was assured that they're upgrading their equipment, and it'll never happen again going forward. Definitely a site I'd recommend.