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Package/shipping - Shipped in a box. Weed contained in opaque black baggies which are silky soft and I love them, personally I like them more than the heavier metal bags. Get some bodevas in your big orders. Took a couple of days to ship out, and then arrived in the usual 2 day period. Not the fastest but not unreasonable.
Perks for me - This is a normal order in which I used the coupon code and received the standard free gift. Well, it was a really fat freebie so they may have noticed it was me, but still, I didn’t warn them, I just dropped an order.
Perks for you - 15% coupon for new customers, 10% coupon for old customers. Free sample grams over certain price points.
Concentrates
Skittles Shatter - 7/10
The shatter I reviewed last time was their White Death, actually, and this shatter (Skittles) actually snaps properly. It's a very nice coloration, but whoever packaged it gave 0 shits, it's in a wad of parchment paper with no care given to the fold. It's a nice taste, though, it tastes less like Skittles the Candy than the White Death! It's a good social/daytime high and I enjoyed it.
Buds
Pink Cookies (also known as Wedding Cake) AAAA - 8/10
Had such a good time with this strain I almost finished all 7 grams off before writing a review of it. An amazing daytime sativa. The peppery and herbal notes come through, so don’t expect sugar cookies just because of the name–this strain’s ancestors are OG Kush and Durban Poison. Busting it up unleashes a pepper smell into the air. Vaping it gives me the go-get-em I need to do everything. I almost finished all 7 grams before I could get this review written.
Pink Tuna AAAA - 7.8/10
Very unusual smell. Could it be tuna? It might be tuna. It might be the strain name deceiving me. This is accompanied by a more traditional spicy diesel. A wonderful evening smoke, beautiful high quality indica. I have fun with it, but I like it a little bit less than the Pink Cookies. Smooth in the vape, beautiful flower.
Chocolope AAAA - 7.3/10
Fluffy light green buds with deep rich brown hairs, a burnt sienna coloration which reminds me of a chocolate beverage. They are fluffier, not really sticky, covered in trich, and easily becoming a top choice for use. The aroma is not so chocolaty as it is coffee-like, with a nutty/earthy note which comes through once it’s ground. It’s not quite perfect but I happen to really love the effect–an uplifting focus. The quality of the nugs doesn’t say “quad” to me but I really love the quality of the high.
Ice Wreck AAAA - 9.5/10
Outstanding quality. The aroma is a gentle leathery floral with bits of menthol if you really sniff hard. The flower itself is a perfect experience, not crumbly, not fluffy, but fat and sticky, with glitter all the way through. Once you break up a nug, it releases a pungent menthol which isn’t unlike medication. The vapor is cooling, the mint is the most notable flavor that makes it through in this format, one of those strains that leaves your mouth feeling cool afterwards. It’s also absurdly potent, bearing notes of a pleasant body high while leaving the brain focused. This is a must try evening strain, I don’t feel bad about it being labeled a quad.
While I carry a bias–mint is one of my all time favorite flavors in general–the muscle steamrolling potency makes me eager to recommend this strain. The closest you can get to just straight up vaporizing Tiger Balm right into your muscles. If you’re ordering from TGA any time soon, do yourself a favor and grab some Ice Wreck. This is probably my favorite indica experience so far.
Blueberry Cheesecake AAA - 8/10
Smells exactly like opening a bag of frozen berries, it’s unreal. The nugs are kind of scrawny thin ones with scarce fluffy petals which demand meticulous care to get the hair-like stalks out, not the easiest experience, fortunately it smells amazing the whole way through. A little fussy to bust up, and not quad quality, but undoubtedly the most blueberry experience I’ve ever had. I’d buy again.
Sour Ambrosia AAAA - 7.5/10
Smells sour, so sour, but it doesn’t taste like lemon. Confuses the inside of my mouth. This strain is definitely leaning in the social/giggly direction, we had a lot of fun with it and found everything hilarious. I was okay with the flavor, but my best friend thought it tasted more like cough syrup than anything else.
UBC Chemo AAA - 9/10
Technically I’m reviewing two different orders in which both times I purchased this flower. It’s the most pain killing strain I’ve found, and successfully got me through my period with no over the counter medication, has killed migraines, and back pain, all of which I would have needed more than a few pills to take down. I bought it at the price point of $120 during a flash sale. The flash sale ounce was very leafy, so I’m not including a photo in the features, but I would say that it was fairly marked down and they knew that which is why they did it. It was still similarly high grade painkilling and full of huge nugs, seems they just marked down some that had an uglier trim for the flash sale.
Free “3.5” - 5/10
First off, they gave me like 5.5 grams of this mystery baggy, and I think it’s their Blue Cap Crush trim/popcorn, a strain I enjoyed in the past. I know I’ve had this strain before. This is all tiny tiny nugs but perfectly good to vape or smoke, a grand freebie. There’s a string in it, as you may see from the photos. I removed the string. I have no complaints, really, because it was free and way more free stuff than the package promised.
. Yeah, the woody fuel sweetness, that hits the notes more than "a can of tuna" but y'know, the name makes the imagination fire off.