Let's get this one cooking. I'll save you the trouble of reading if you're in a hurry. The dude that runs Weed-Deals.ca is super weird. Oh, and also, he has fucking awesome weed and they are literally all about deals. Ok, now, let's smoke a little indica, take a deep breath, take some time and read the rest. I'm not new to buying weed. I've been doing it a long, long, long time. I'n not new to buying Mail Order Marijuana either, I've been doing that awhile as well. I'm newish to the whole Discord thing. That's what makes this review so interesting.
Usually, I find a deal, or a bad ass strain I've been looking for, or a great review piques my interest in a new MOM. What isn't usual, is having a dude on Discord message a large channel and ask who needs to be hooked up. Enter Dr. Fire. I think he said something about samples, something about fire, something about a playground, I don't really know. He has a way with words. Not a good way really, just a really different way. The conversation was long, and careening, like a road that killed James Dean or something. I told you, I'm old. Wait, no I didn't. Anyway, I'm old.
The gist of the conversation was this. He runs Weed-Deals.ca. He has the hot fire. He would like to hook us all up. He would work for free if we would only let him. Send him $40-50 to cover costs and he will show us the fire. I had a few dollars, so I took a risk. He asked what I liked, I said currently I was looking for fruity sativas and fire.
He sent those things.
A few days later I received the package. I think we can start the review.
Overall rating out of 10: I'm going 9 on this one. A real 9. I don't give these out all willy nilly either. The value on this particular deal was just too high, They really mean it, it's weed deals. It's not just a clever name.
Sign Up: I didn't. I don't think I did? The site makes you. You should do that. It looks really easy.
Ordering & Pricing: Like I prefaced in the preface, I sent 50 bucks (I didn't want to seem cheap and send 40). I didn't really order anything so much as say what I liked. He knew my soul. He sent fruity, he sent sativas, and he sent fire.
Communication: I think I've covered it in broad strokes. The dude is weird and talks weird and talking to him is weird. If there's a fault it's here for sure. That all said, it didn't impede the order, and his customer service is excellent. He's a weed savant I guess. I got what I wanted and I barely said what I wanted.
Packaging: Great! Packages in packages, sealed and smell-free. Nothing special, did the job.
Products / Photos: So remember kids, in chapters one and two we talked about - fruity, sativa and fire. Here's what he sent:
Damn kids! I don't like to mess about with small amounts much, these were a couple of grams each I think? I did not weigh this order. I took the strawberry, tangie and pineapple express and threw them in the random nug jar. The Rockstar and Skookum were special and got their own jars.
The Strawberry was delicious. Tasted like strawberries, smooth as fuck and was a good sativa high for sure. AAA+ or whatever the kids call it these days.
The tangie was similar and the Pineapple Express was fucking stellar. Tight large nugs that lit up my head before a wave of physical euphoria washed over. All of these were great and I would love to order more.
The skookum is goddamned delicious. The high is a bright sativa high, the bud is craggy and huge. Not a huge nose to it, or a huge amount of taste, but whats there is very, very nice. I'd rock this all day if I could.
Incentive for Review: none, othyer than a great deal on a bunch of strains to sample, which I thoroughly enjoyed.
Notes: recommend.