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Disclaimer:
This review is based off of a mixed order: the concentrates and dutch treat were part of a legitimate purchase, and the quad flowers were samples provided for review. I have no affiliation with SpeedGreens beyond the scope of this review.

MOM Name
SpeedGreens
speedgreens.ca

Overall rating out of 10:
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**Attention: Please see Part I of this review (link below) for detailed information on signup, ordering & pricing, communication, and packaging.**

https://canadianmom.info/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=2902
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Products / Photos:

General Notes:
To their credit, SpeedGreens provided me with some primetime 1g+ sample buds for photography purposes, and as such I won’t really comment on bud size past here… suffice it to say, they were all juicy! . Each bud was both excellently trimmed and cured, with varying degrees of tackiness.

L.A. O.G.: Indica (AAAA) This marks my first experience with L.A. O.G., and I must say, this bud has a highly appealing stink! It smells like a combination of fresh pine, magical forest musk, and aged cheese. In the vaporizer, the terpene profile comes off as piney and refreshing to my palette, though I doubt it is literally refreshing my foul breath, it just feels like it is, and that’s good enough.

The vapor stayed quite smooth and I found that it didn’t axe-murder my throat, or send me into a tuberculosis-level coughing fit. The bud itself was a work of art to behold--like a Jackson Pollock painting re-imagined as cannabis; just a load of colour and frosting to this dense beauty. The effects off of a 0.2g bowl were surprisingly dramatic, I found myself very relaxed and quite intoxicated without being tired or couch locked. It comes on quite strong, then tapers back to the more manageable level of “very stoned” after twenty minutes or so. Great stress reliever or after work-type bud! I had a fling with the L.A. O.G.--I found the effects potent, therapeutic, and long-lasting, and I have to agree with SpeedGreen’s AAAA letter grade.

My Rating: 5/5

Gorilla Glue #4: Indica-Dominant Hybrid (AAAA) O-M-G, yep, this is quad GG#4 without a doubt, and another colourful specimen. I didn’t even want to put it in the grinder for fear of gumming it up like a tar pit, the tackiness is out of control. I think I could chuck this bud at a wall and it would stick, no problem. This particular bud es muy gordo (is very fat) and very dense, and because of the stickiness, might present a challenge to joint rollers. The aroma of SpeedGreen’s GG#4 is intoxicating--it’s a gorgeous, strong, piney/peppery-type deal, and I found myself shoving this one up my nose as well. Vapour is very dense and flavourful without being overpowering and I actually found it quite smooth for the potency. For those who know it, GG#4 is a bloody intense body stone, and I probably wouldn’t set my cannabis newbie friends sailing their first voyage on this yacht. For fanboys/girls of GG#4, this is top-tier, full quad, and you can expect a lot of potency here--trichomes are milky, might even be some amber in there, and the buds are RIPE. Fantastic weed, ‘nuff said.

My Rating: 5/5

Amnesia Lemon Kush: Hybrid (AAAA) Amnesia Lemon Kush is purportedly a balanced hybrid, and it seems to have that happy, orangey appeal that some balanced hybrids present. I have to say, this is the single most complex and cool looking bud I have ever been in possession of. I’m not sure if this is what is defined as a “crown bud,” but it has nodes or bud tips jutting out at all angles, and is highly dense. Whoever was in charge of this grow is my new personal hero--identify yourself hero, so that I may exalt you! I didn’t want to vaporize it, it was too damn pristine, but alas, vaporized it was.

The ALK has a strong, sour smell to it that is very similar to haze strains. The terpene profile of both the bud aroma and the vapour flavour is potent and delicious! This is the best smelling and tasting bud that I tried among SpeedGreens strains, and I think I want more. The vapour that ALK produces is dense and long lasting--a 0.2g bowl in the vaporizer went well over one session in the Solo II.

A word on potency: I sampled the ALK only a short time after the GG#4, and my head felt doubly stoned, so there must be a great deal of potency in the ALK, to have stepped up on the GG#4! Actually, these two together made for a crazy good hybrid stone, I was high for a long, long-time.

This is my favourite of all the strains I tried at SpeedGreens, and it was a damn hard choice.

My Rating: Easy 5/5!

Blueberry Nuken Honeycomb Budder: Indica-Dominant Hybrid (AAAA) Save the best for last, as they say, but in this case it was hard to do. This budder has a gorgeous stinky appeal that reminds me of a big-ol-bag of UK Cheese or something--it is highly pungent for a concentrate, and just I want to eat it (I did)! It has a nice terpene profile when dabbed--admittedly, I probably dab a bit too hot, so there is likely more flavour than I picked up on--but I found it just has a nice flavour, not exceptional, and doesn’t have that overwhelming flavour punch that leaves you drooling on the floor (just me?). Dabbing was super smooth, not a hiccup. The appearance is a classic golden/blonde honeycomb budder--it has a perfect consistency, it is easy to work with and to dab, and will tame the savage beast. The high is very relaxing; I had a headache when I started hitting dabs and it was gone after two, so it is certainly a pain/pressure reliever. I found this budder slightly more potent than the AAAA Jack Herer shatter, that I reviewed in part I. I was feeling the effects of a couple of smallish dabs for… how long I don’t know, because I was too stoned. I can’t afford to buy top-tier concentrates often, so I may not be the best judge of their potency, but I would happily pay $29/g for this again. If you are a concentrates user, and you like budder, you should give SpeedGreen’s a look, I think there are some great deals to be had on some exceptional (for the price) budders.

My Rating: 5/5 (Can’t find a fault here, excellent value!)

Incentive for Customers:
20% new customer discount code, complimentary AA 3.5g on signup, free-shipping over $99, 4 free pre-rolls for orders over $179.

Incentive for Review:
I was provided samples of six strains for review.

Notes:
SpeedGreens has some great pricing on some fairly potent concentrates, as well as some of the best quads I have tried anywhere, ever. Cannabis connoisseurs should give SpeedGreens a try at least once if they are looking for serious quality, good prices, and impeccable customer service.

Thanks for reading, friends!
MkLn.

nice review again, got some of that budder too, man your not kidding ,nice and proper ,righteously toasted, looks like nice flower there too may have to check them out more..

realgrimm wrote: Thu Nov 29, 2018 10:42 am nice review again, got some of that budder too, man your not kidding ,nice and proper ,righteously toasted, looks like nice flower there too may have to check them out more..

I always feel like I should hold back at least 0.1 rating points for posterity; I don't want to come off as a shill, but a few of these buds legitimately blew my mind. It is what it is, and it is a 5! Lol.

It's true, thinking it through I should've given them a 9/10, their quality was strong. I was just being cautious initially as a reviewer because I didn't want to look TOO positive, hah, but I was very impressed by the budder and quads, packaging and everything. Lovely bud photos!

Keyll wrote: Thu Nov 29, 2018 6:29 pm It's true, thinking it through I should've given them a 9/10, their quality was strong. I was just being cautious initially as a reviewer because I didn't want to look TOO positive, hah, but I was very impressed by the budder and quads, packaging and everything. Lovely bud photos!

Thanks again, Keyll. It's slightly shocking how time consuming this review stuff can get! Lol.

Oh yeah, organizing a quality review takes some time! That's why I consider it a business arrangement of a sort. Putting all the photos together, picking the ones you want, making them into graphics that look nice... plus you can't use every strain all in a row to do a proper review of taste and effects... there's definitely a few hours of work in each one! I understand why not everyone wants to review.

Keyll wrote: Thu Nov 29, 2018 6:41 pm Oh yeah, organizing a quality review takes some time! That's why I consider it a business arrangement of a sort. Putting all the photos together, picking the ones you want, making them into graphics that look nice... plus you can't use every strain all in a row to do a proper review of taste and effects... there's definitely a few hours of work in each one! I understand why not everyone wants to review.

A few hours? Lol. I wish it only me that long. I have grander goals with this endeavor than this forum, however, and there is method to my madness.

Great pictures man, ordering one of the mix n match AAAA from Speed Greens tomorrow, can't wait

saintblueberry wrote: Thu Nov 29, 2018 7:05 pm Great pictures man, ordering one of the mix n match AAAA from Speed Greens tomorrow, can't wait

Hey hey, thanks so much! These flowers deserved some photographic attention. I hope you enjoy the greens, but I am modestly confident that you will.

We all work at different speeds and have different goals. Like my last review I probably spent like, half an hour fussing over photos, a couple of hours editing and putting the tour together, and then the writing part, well... I mean that happened over several days so I can't say. At any rate I could very easily imagine making a full time job of it if only it brought in money and not just bonus cannabis. I don't do nearly all of the things I would LIKE to do if I were say, running a review blog as my source of income and you're already doing your reviews at that quality level. They look great and are very informative.

I also write really fast and I'm putting about 10% of my actual effort and skill in. xD

Thank you for another great review it is very much appreciated.

I'd like to thank the others for their kind words and it really does boost up staff moral when we see comments like these!

You put out some good products, it's well earned praise.