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FarmHard
farmhard.ca
Overall rating out of 10: 9
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General Notes:
After my review of the sample products I received from the fine folks at FarmHard, I figured I would be a fool to not pick up a cheap mixed oz. I decided to go with a half and half of AK and Texada, as I already had a lot of indica sitting around, and I wanted something that would facilitate the creative process (I write shitty music). I found both the AK and the Texada had an almost psychedelic quality to them--my hearing was enhanced, and that is exactly what I wanted.
I wanted to show something slightly different with this review, so I combusted a couple bowls by open-flame to show the colour of the ash, as this seems to be highly important to some people.
As can be seen in the pics, FarmHard's cannabis burns to extremely clean, white ash.
**Please see my original reviews (links below) of FarmHard for more detailed information regarding ordering, pricing, packaging, communication, as they were all the same.**
Original Review:
Part I:
https://canadianmom.info/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=2871
Part II:
https://canadianmom.info/forum/viewtopi ... 176#p15176
Products / Photos:
AK-47: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid
I was pleasantly surprised to see that I had some larger buds in this half ounce than I received in the sample package. Largest bud was a little over 1.5g, so not
huge by any means, but much larger than the Texada by comparison. This round of AK had slightly more nose to it, still grassy, but there was more natural terpenes detectable in a larger batch, especially once I picked some stem out and stored it in a glass jar for a couple days. To my nose (which sucks), it came off a bit floral on-top of the grassy smell, which played quite nice to my senses. The AK is definitely the nicer looking of the two strains--it has much more bag appeal, slightly lighter green, etc. Lots and lots of nice milky trichomeys; and the buzz is as I described it in earlier reviews--a long lasting stone that takes a while to creep up to maximum. I dig this strain, and I dig healthy organic weed. I’m going to stick with my original assessment.
My Rating: 4/5
Texada Timewarp: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid
I wasn’t sure what I’d get as far as bud size with the Texada--I half figured by the samples that it would be quite small and dense, and I was dead on with that assessment. Not a single bud over 1g in this half ounce, and the Texada has that goofball, elongated bud structure I talked about in my initial review. The lack of bag appeal may be disappointing for some, however, when you take into account how it grinds up, the potency, and the price, I could really care less if buds are a little smaller than in my wildest dreams. Bud size is primarily aesthetics and I ain’t about it--function over form, all day long. Again, because of the larger portion, I could detect more natural terpene profile above the grassy smell, moreso even than with the AK. The aroma of the texada is rather spicy and peppery to my nose. This texada was exactly the same as the samples I had received, it had the same great cure, and the same potency. I can see why they call this stuff timewarp, because I feel like I am spacing right out of this dimension. I started a modest bowl at the beginning of a 90 minute movie, and I still wasn’t done it by the end--the buzz just seems to last forever, and with very little burnout, as some others have mentioned. I like this bud, and I’m sticking to my original grading.
My Rating: 4.2/5
Blonde’sih Kief Sample (2.5g!):
Who doesn’t love a bit of kief in a joint or on a bowl of AA schwag to punch it up a notch? This here kief is perfect for that task. It isn’t the ultra-fine sifted blonde kief that you can buy from some places for exorbitant prices, but it is
well sifted, potent kief that is great on its own, or especially great mixed with other items. Homemade moonrocks is my next project, and this shall be their topping.
My Rating: 4/5
Samples of OG Mango Kush and Violator Kush; (See Former Reviews for Pictures):
I am a fan of both of these strains from FarmHard as well, so I was very happy to see they tossed in some extra samples. I’ll probably use this to introduce some friends to organic cannabis over the holidays. These samples are the same weed I reviewed in my original post, so feel free to read that for more detailed information on these strains.
Incentive for Customers:
I got a 20% affiliate discount for bringing them some business with my review.
Incentive for Review:
Nadda.
Notes:
I like dealing with FarmHard, they’re great people and this is great medicine for me, at a very reasonable cost.
