SPEED GREENS
Overall rating out of 10: 10
Sign Up:
The sign up was fast and easy. Sign up with email and password, then all you need is a picture taken of you're ID that proves your of age sent to them through email to be approved.
Ordering & Pricing:
Ordering was extremely simple, just like any other M.O.M : fill out you're info and you are good to go. Some of there AAA and AAAA stuff is a little on the expensive side but in my opinion its WELL worth it. Speed greens does offer mix and match ounces ($129 AA: $176 AAA: $229) or if you're on a budget and looking for something a little cheaper then they have ounces for as low as $120.
Communication:
Communication was *SPECTACULAR*, they answered all questions in concerns in under 2 minutes, they have an active chat box that has people ready to respond 24/7, if all employees are busy answering other customers then your question will be saved and you are prompted to enter you're email for them to answer you when available, this happened to me 1 time and still, only 5 minutes and an employee was able to help me right away. Speed greens really set the bar for communication and customer service as i have had very bad customer experience with some of the M.O.M's out there, Speed greens really does care.
Packaging:
Unfortunately i was to excited to open up and smoke the contents of my parcel so i completely forgot to take a picture of the packaging but like other peoples reviews on speed greens packaging its SUPERIOR to most if not all M.O.M's , i haven't received a package so discreet and carefully assembled ever the first layer after the box was a vacuum sealed bag, then it comes in plastic pill bottles they also throw in the smaller Boveda moisture packs to keep everything fresh until the package gets to you. also each plastic bottle has some nice appealing cartoons or images to go along with the strain.
Products / Photos:
PLEASE NOTE: All strains are solely based off MY OPINION. Microscopic pictures were taken with a 60x microscope, microscopic pics might be a little blurry as it was hard to put a phone up to a lens.
SWEET TOOTH:
This strain was NUTS, it imminently bitch slapped me with citrus/candy smelling terpenes, i have never smelled anything like it, it was like cutting up a fresh grapefruit or opening a pack of sour nerds. The bud itself was very fresh and fluffy, the high was also incredible, it was a very nice head high which turned on a bit of creativity or wanting to listen to some music. the only negative effect i experienced was a dry mouth, so have lots of water nearby. 9/10
ZOMBIE OG:
This strain is very good for getting high and eating a whole bag of fuckin chips or forgetting where you put you're phone. it has a very strong mushroomy/ earthy and a hint of citrus smell and taste but i myself do like those smells in weed, a lot of people i know do not, however this strain gives you a case of the munchies and makes you're whole body feel nice and relaxed. very nice green and fluffy nugs almost looks like cartoon weed The only downside i noticed was very dry mouth/ eyes. 9/10
PURPLE SPACE COOKIES:
This is one of my top 10 strains, every time i see it i have to pick some up, this strain was a little different from how im used to seeing it i do not know if its crossed with something different or maybe a slightly different genetic used when growing, but aside it was great, it smells like peanut butter, very earthy. it tastes very good in a bowl and will milk up super fast. very good for sleep and lack of appetite. Only bad thing was dry eyes 8/10
MATARO BLUE:
This strain is a very good head high, right off the bat i had a little more energy this strain would be good before a workout or a wake and bake, very nice pungent terpy smell from this strain as well as a nice lemon taste when smoking. very nice dense nug with beautiful tricomes. only downside was a little increased heart rate and itchy eyes 8/10
SUNKISS CBD:
This strain was awesome very nice citrus smell mixed with some earthy flavors as well very good to smoke before work or school or if you do not want to get very high, this stuff is great for pain or just for a boost of energy. nice medium sized dense nugs with very orange hairs. had no downsides 9/10
ROMULAN:
This strain smelled like oranges and that nice sweaty terpene smell. one of the best highs out of the whole package it was weird because it didn't want to make me sleep but i could sleep if i had to , ya know? very great to get work done or chill out and play a video game. nice big dense nugs with bright orange hairs. no negative side effects 9/10
ROCKSTAR: (FREE 3.5)
This one was free.....not going to complain but it certainly wasn't the best of the bunch made me a bit dizzy with a headache and had a weird taste, also didn't get me high. nice looking nugs though 5/10
Incentive for Customers:
Right now if you sign up and order you get a complimentary 3.5 of rockstar on you're first order as well as 10% off
Incentive for Review:
I received romulan, mataro blue and sunkiss CBD for this review
Notes:
I tried to keep this review short and sweet but it was very hard when they did such a great job i couldn't leave out any of the wonderful details, Overall Speed greens has earned another returning customer, there costumer care was too good to pass up along with the awesome packaging and beautiful products and fast shipping, What more can you ask for from a M.O.M? speed greens killed it for my 1st order and i loved they're products they certainly care for they re customers and care about quality buds. keep up the great work speed greens!!!
Re: SPEED GREENS REVIEW (Sweet Tooth, Zombie OG, Mataro Blue and more!)
2TF is going on with my pictures lol ?
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3The forum has issues with attachments, use IMGUR with bbcode share links.
Re: SPEED GREENS REVIEW (Sweet Tooth, Zombie OG, Mataro Blue and more!)
4okay thanks, i used IMGUR but i guess i didnt use the right URL code or somethingxsinx wrote: Sun Feb 10, 2019 6:50 pmThe forum has issues with attachments, use IMGUR with bbcode share links.
Re: SPEED GREENS REVIEW (Sweet Tooth, Zombie OG, Mataro Blue and more!)
5Great review, wish we could see those photo's but still a lot of great information. Thank you!
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6yea im going to re-upload the review and put the pics in a different format, dont know what happenedSpeedgreens wrote: Mon Feb 11, 2019 1:30 pm Great review, wish we could see those photo's but still a lot of great information. Thank you!
Re: SPEED GREENS REVIEW (Sweet Tooth, Zombie OG, Mataro Blue and more!)
7Great review! And yes, the picture links here are eeeeevil lol.
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8thanks man, and yea imgur sucks ass for pics lolKrysCalamity wrote: Tue Feb 12, 2019 4:14 am Great review! And yes, the picture links here are eeeeevil lol.
Re: SPEED GREENS REVIEW (Sweet Tooth, Zombie OG, Mataro Blue and more!)
9I have not used imgur yet, it was suggested though. I have been using the forum option but mine always come out sideways. Hoping to find a better solution... lol
Re: SPEED GREENS REVIEW (Sweet Tooth, Zombie OG, Mataro Blue and more!)
10KrysCalamity wrote: I have not used imgur yet, it was suggested though. I have been using the forum option but mine always come out sideways. Hoping to find a better solution... lol
Antimatter_Adam wrote: yea im going to re-upload the review and put the pics in a different format, dont know what happened
When using imgur for pictures, copy the "direct link" not the "image link" and paste the direct link between the img-/img brackets.
Re: SPEED GREENS REVIEW (Sweet Tooth, Zombie OG, Mataro Blue and more!)
11thanks for the help!AimOrDie wrote: Sun Feb 17, 2019 10:41 pmKrysCalamity wrote: I have not used imgur yet, it was suggested though. I have been using the forum option but mine always come out sideways. Hoping to find a better solution... lolAntimatter_Adam wrote: yea im going to re-upload the review and put the pics in a different format, dont know what happened
When using imgur for pictures, copy the "direct link" not the "image link" and paste the direct link between the img-/img brackets.
Re: SPEED GREENS REVIEW (Sweet Tooth, Zombie OG, Mataro Blue and more!)
12Awesome review! I'm also a big fan of the sweet tooth, the smell reminds me of sour patch kids and the creative buzz can't be beat. I definitely want to try out the Mataro Blue on my next order.