[Cheebas] Where's my bike Sativa Hash | 4.?/5 | Original Review
We've never really reviewed Hash before so this is based off whatever I read from the people providing it, online research and old early-2000s hash. We purposely seeked out one of the most expensive, SATIVA-ish hash's we could find. We wanted something that couldn't really couch lock you as much as I remember. Priced at 14$ a gram and made from Where's my bike felt like it was a good starting point.
This has was a dark brown color could easily mold it into a snake BUT also crumble it into small pieces without much effort (only difference was how much pressure and how much time I pressed down on it to change shape or make it crumble). Left a dark brown color on our gloves but our gloves remained sticky; not oily at all. It had a very 'hash' earthy smell but also that distinct flower smell: sweet, perfumy, aroma and perhaps a bit fruity. Cracked open the hash had a much light color and a bit more colorful (different tones of brown).
Letting the piece of hash burn it maintained a constant smoke coming out of it with no real visible red ember. While it did it burned evenly in a straight line until it left a white ash with specks of light grey. The smoke was a light grey but constant amount.
The taste was very very heavy on the lungs, as I remember hash to be, with a nice, sweet-ish, berry-flavored taste and pretty smooth on the throat. It tasted close to smoking flowers but a heavy hash feeling in the lungs.
The effects were very cerebral, focus, loss of balance, probably from the strain it was made from and at the same time relaxed, a bit couch locked but not super melty/zombie with an overall body buzz. Was a good hybrid feeling overall and will pay more attention to our next review with 'blueberry' which is an indica strain.