Gas Garden - Blue Fin Tuna, Ghost Train Haze, Blue Comatose, Lemon Meringue Pie, Watermelon, Black Mamba, Trainwreck
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2019 3:17 am
Gas Garden
Packaging/shipping - In a box with thankfully multiple layers of vacuum sealing (cans, samples, and on the exterior too) because these products REEK. The cans might have held the smell in through shipping but the samples were rearing to be noticed. Almost everything is completely customized to the Gas Garden name brand, with custom stickers missing only on a couple of product samples which aren’t on the menu.
Customer Service - Ordering is email only (ggcans at protonmail). We had a hiccup but I think we’re still friends, after all, I did still get my weed this week. Important: they took responsibility for the mistake they made and offered free samples as compensation for annoyance endured on my part.
Perks - This is a normal purchase, samples were given as compensation for the order delay. Gas Garden sells sealed tuna cans of quad products. I made a normal order, and was given five samples for the pain. Also I was given three stickers, though due to how they were in the box, I cut one of them in opening. Oops. I used the damaged sticker to cover some cracks on my tablet.
Flower cans
Ghost Train Haze - 9.5/10
Pungency which strikes you upon cracking open the can, could be weaponized. Absolutely mouth coating flavor. It's a hard hitting sativa powerhouse that smells like uh, cat pee and moldering lemon/limes made into a fermented cocktail... it's a shocking mouth coating flavor which isn't quite as bad as it sounds, but it has quite a lot of distinguished flavor which does not fit the classic pine/skunk/gas paradigm, so I feel I should warn you. Any hazes are known for having a foul flavor, and it's not mediated by the trainwreck's more gassy/leathery notes, only amplified.
Definitely a daytime strain. Crush everything.
Burns down to a white and gray ash, a blend of coloration, the intense flavor is less mouth caking in smoke format and instead of wanting to immediately brush my teeth, it just leaves me in mind of a fermented lemon rind. This strain would pair nicely with a whiskey sour for those who like to mix their experiences, but not an IPA, because it would argue constantly with the hops. It tastes pretty similar, but in a way that would not pair well.
I handed the can to a weed newbie and he said, “it smells fruity!” and appeared shocked that weed could smell like that. We passed it around and everyone agreed “this is the good stuff.” it was called "fruit salad" etc. Shockingly powerful.
Blue Fin Tuna - 8.2/10
The only primarily popcorn option. The coloration within is pinkish purple, not unlike a tuna, however, the aroma is more of coffee and gas than of fish. Do not be afraid of the name. Now, smoked, this beastly strain is about as gassy as I’d expect sucking on a tail pipe would be, and it has a bit of according harshness, it hits like a truck, and reduces to a gray-white ash, maintaining its light in the pipe. The gas and diesel notes are not remotely skunky to me, and mellow out in the vape. I know other people have received larger nugs, and the quality of the flavor and high is just too good to knock too many points off.
Lemon Pie - 9.7/10
Tastes unnervingly like lemon pie, has a distinct note of bread which tempers the usual harshness of the lemon strain. Aside from the obvious sweet lemon bread notes which invoke the classic pie, there’s a bit of something floral, perfumed, and intoxicating, the smell is powerful and the flavor is mouth coating. The nugs are extremely fresh, high humidity, and more fluffy than dense, easily broken up with my fingers, and pretty much necessary, as I found it made my small grinder too sticky to easily tear up and my large grinder left large bits of it untouched, as it would simply fall through the holes. Maybe a job for the good ol two part grinder–there’s a reason I have several.
It’s at a perfect sealed 62% humidity, and smokes flawlessly, holding a cherry in the pipe with one light rather than going out if I pause to exhale, down to white ash. It leaves my mouth tasting like I enjoyed some lemon pie, and that’s pretty nice.
Blue Comatose - 8.8/10
Perfect cure, breaks apart with sticky reluctance, caked in crystals. An absolutely perfect nug experience, this is exactly what I love to receive–a big ol nug which has sparkly chunks waiting to be pried free and ground up. The high was a brain melter, not great for getting work done.
Reduces to a dark ash, I found it was stubborn when it came to convincing it to stay lit. Flavorful smoke with notes of blueberry and mint. Not the best for smoking though, due to being a bit too humid still, I think.
Samples -
Black Mamba (unlisted at the time I received it but I heard someone got it in a can so maybe it’s up now) - 8.5/10
Tastes gassy, vanilla, creamy, and maybe a little bit like liquorice. It’s very pleasant. Burns pretty black, but the smoke is smooth in taste and rich with flavor, overall very enjoyable experience and I’d definitely consider buying a can.
Platinum Cookies (unlisted) - 8.5/10
Outstanding nug. More white than green, delicate aroma of lemon cookies, I would be very happy to eat this, except no, I’m going to vape it. Sticky, delicate, not crunchy, not hard. I love the taste of the vapor, and would be happy to buy this strain in a can. It doesn’t hold up smoked, though, being quite harsh and burning dark. The taste is nice (again, lemon cookies)
Trainwreck (unlisted) - 8/10
Tastes exactly like I expect from the strain. Fluffy fresh nugs with a sticky consistency, aromatic, not crumbly in the least. Smoke isn’t remarkable, goes quite dark and very gassy. More complexity of flavor is preserved in the vape. It’s earthy and a bit coffee-like, but that’s about as interesting as the notes get. The high comes on like a trainwreck, though.
Watermelon Kush (available in cans) - 8.2/10
Extremely powerful aroma, reminds me of a candy shop. Truly delicious and exciting nose, a good reminder of what marijuana is possible of achieving. I’d definitely consider buying a can of this one. The sweet smell really fills the air whenever I’ve interacted with this nugget of goodness. Burns fairly dark, the smoke is sweet and delicate though, well worth whatever damage it might be permanently doing to my poor asthmatic oxygen filters.
Pink Kush (available in cans) 8/10
The best Pink Kush I’ve tried to date, and I’ve tried several. The smoke is gassy and sweet, with a vanilla overtone. Very nice. Smokes to a gray-white.
In closing: Some of these are as close to perfect as I can imagine. Others, like the Blue Fin Tuna, struck me as more AAA+, not quite as good but still very good, everything was cured perfectly, flavorful options across the board.
Their pricing:
Packaging/shipping - In a box with thankfully multiple layers of vacuum sealing (cans, samples, and on the exterior too) because these products REEK. The cans might have held the smell in through shipping but the samples were rearing to be noticed. Almost everything is completely customized to the Gas Garden name brand, with custom stickers missing only on a couple of product samples which aren’t on the menu.
Customer Service - Ordering is email only (ggcans at protonmail). We had a hiccup but I think we’re still friends, after all, I did still get my weed this week. Important: they took responsibility for the mistake they made and offered free samples as compensation for annoyance endured on my part.
Perks - This is a normal purchase, samples were given as compensation for the order delay. Gas Garden sells sealed tuna cans of quad products. I made a normal order, and was given five samples for the pain. Also I was given three stickers, though due to how they were in the box, I cut one of them in opening. Oops. I used the damaged sticker to cover some cracks on my tablet.
Flower cans
Ghost Train Haze - 9.5/10
Pungency which strikes you upon cracking open the can, could be weaponized. Absolutely mouth coating flavor. It's a hard hitting sativa powerhouse that smells like uh, cat pee and moldering lemon/limes made into a fermented cocktail... it's a shocking mouth coating flavor which isn't quite as bad as it sounds, but it has quite a lot of distinguished flavor which does not fit the classic pine/skunk/gas paradigm, so I feel I should warn you. Any hazes are known for having a foul flavor, and it's not mediated by the trainwreck's more gassy/leathery notes, only amplified.
Definitely a daytime strain. Crush everything.
Burns down to a white and gray ash, a blend of coloration, the intense flavor is less mouth caking in smoke format and instead of wanting to immediately brush my teeth, it just leaves me in mind of a fermented lemon rind. This strain would pair nicely with a whiskey sour for those who like to mix their experiences, but not an IPA, because it would argue constantly with the hops. It tastes pretty similar, but in a way that would not pair well.
I handed the can to a weed newbie and he said, “it smells fruity!” and appeared shocked that weed could smell like that. We passed it around and everyone agreed “this is the good stuff.” it was called "fruit salad" etc. Shockingly powerful.
Blue Fin Tuna - 8.2/10
The only primarily popcorn option. The coloration within is pinkish purple, not unlike a tuna, however, the aroma is more of coffee and gas than of fish. Do not be afraid of the name. Now, smoked, this beastly strain is about as gassy as I’d expect sucking on a tail pipe would be, and it has a bit of according harshness, it hits like a truck, and reduces to a gray-white ash, maintaining its light in the pipe. The gas and diesel notes are not remotely skunky to me, and mellow out in the vape. I know other people have received larger nugs, and the quality of the flavor and high is just too good to knock too many points off.
Lemon Pie - 9.7/10
Tastes unnervingly like lemon pie, has a distinct note of bread which tempers the usual harshness of the lemon strain. Aside from the obvious sweet lemon bread notes which invoke the classic pie, there’s a bit of something floral, perfumed, and intoxicating, the smell is powerful and the flavor is mouth coating. The nugs are extremely fresh, high humidity, and more fluffy than dense, easily broken up with my fingers, and pretty much necessary, as I found it made my small grinder too sticky to easily tear up and my large grinder left large bits of it untouched, as it would simply fall through the holes. Maybe a job for the good ol two part grinder–there’s a reason I have several.
It’s at a perfect sealed 62% humidity, and smokes flawlessly, holding a cherry in the pipe with one light rather than going out if I pause to exhale, down to white ash. It leaves my mouth tasting like I enjoyed some lemon pie, and that’s pretty nice.
Blue Comatose - 8.8/10
Perfect cure, breaks apart with sticky reluctance, caked in crystals. An absolutely perfect nug experience, this is exactly what I love to receive–a big ol nug which has sparkly chunks waiting to be pried free and ground up. The high was a brain melter, not great for getting work done.
Reduces to a dark ash, I found it was stubborn when it came to convincing it to stay lit. Flavorful smoke with notes of blueberry and mint. Not the best for smoking though, due to being a bit too humid still, I think.
Samples -
Black Mamba (unlisted at the time I received it but I heard someone got it in a can so maybe it’s up now) - 8.5/10
Tastes gassy, vanilla, creamy, and maybe a little bit like liquorice. It’s very pleasant. Burns pretty black, but the smoke is smooth in taste and rich with flavor, overall very enjoyable experience and I’d definitely consider buying a can.
Platinum Cookies (unlisted) - 8.5/10
Outstanding nug. More white than green, delicate aroma of lemon cookies, I would be very happy to eat this, except no, I’m going to vape it. Sticky, delicate, not crunchy, not hard. I love the taste of the vapor, and would be happy to buy this strain in a can. It doesn’t hold up smoked, though, being quite harsh and burning dark. The taste is nice (again, lemon cookies)
Trainwreck (unlisted) - 8/10
Tastes exactly like I expect from the strain. Fluffy fresh nugs with a sticky consistency, aromatic, not crumbly in the least. Smoke isn’t remarkable, goes quite dark and very gassy. More complexity of flavor is preserved in the vape. It’s earthy and a bit coffee-like, but that’s about as interesting as the notes get. The high comes on like a trainwreck, though.
Watermelon Kush (available in cans) - 8.2/10
Extremely powerful aroma, reminds me of a candy shop. Truly delicious and exciting nose, a good reminder of what marijuana is possible of achieving. I’d definitely consider buying a can of this one. The sweet smell really fills the air whenever I’ve interacted with this nugget of goodness. Burns fairly dark, the smoke is sweet and delicate though, well worth whatever damage it might be permanently doing to my poor asthmatic oxygen filters.
Pink Kush (available in cans) 8/10
The best Pink Kush I’ve tried to date, and I’ve tried several. The smoke is gassy and sweet, with a vanilla overtone. Very nice. Smokes to a gray-white.
In closing: Some of these are as close to perfect as I can imagine. Others, like the Blue Fin Tuna, struck me as more AAA+, not quite as good but still very good, everything was cured perfectly, flavorful options across the board.
Their pricing:
1 can (1/4) -60$
4 cans (1oz)- 200$ 25$ shipping
8 cans (2oz) - 380$
16 cans (qp)- 650$
32 cans (hp) - 1200$ 50$ Shipping
50 cans - 1800$
