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The Wholesome Monkey MOM Review

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The Wholesome Monkey

Overall rating out of 10: 8

Sign Up: Just make an account and order, super simple process.

Ordering & Pricing: Ordering was simple enough and the template of the site is neat and easy to navigate, pricing ranges from $80 ounces to higher end prices A-AAAA selection.

Communication: Communication was super simple although their live chat option was useless when I needed it but they got back to me in email eventually.

Packaging: Came simply packaged and sealed safely where you would not be able to smell any odor coming from your package, I won't get into more detail about the packaging out of respect for MOMs and not wanting to publicly announce every method they use.

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Incentive for Customers: Zero, no free pre-roll or sample or discount for first-time buyers. This would have to be the first mom where I have signed up and had zero benefits for giving business and received just what I ordered with no extras thrown in for being a first time customer so I was surprised but I do take into account that I am just accustomed to receiving extras/incentives because majority of moms do this but I don't hold it against moms that don't because at the end of the day it's their business and they can run it how they like.

Incentive for Review: None

Notes: The popcorn ounce which is considered one of their budget strains arrived 1 day after shipping due to them shipping out of Toronto which is where I live which I found great, I was so used to waiting 2-3 days to get something from B.C so that was a plus. The buds I received were a little darker than what I normally get but that didn't ruin the experience for me or the enjoyment of the product.

The weed itself I found to be very potent, the bud has nice trichomes covering it and the high itself was phenomenal. I am glad I found this MOM and gave them a try because I was able to find my new fav strain, it got to the point where I emailed them asking if they were able to sell me seeds of the stuff if they happen to have some but they never replied lmao.

They threw in a Boost humidity pack as well, just thought I would note that since most moms I have tried do not do that but the last two that I have reviewed have and I am enjoying seeing that more frequently.

I wish I could be more detailed but I only ordered one ounce from them so I don't have much to work with. If anyone is wondering about the high of the strawberry cough and my experiences with it here they are: The high itself is beautiful, I have never had a sativa that actually does what a sativa claims to do. It wipes away fatigue and energizes me during the day, it feels kind of like a cup of coffee but mixed with Adderall. My schooling requires me to invest many many hours (most of the day) studying and working and on top of all that I train in boxing and I help coach on the side as well and I can smoke this strain and do all of that easily. I have never had such focus before when smoking weed, I always feared studying while high because weed always made me feel mentally fatigued to an extent, groggy is the better word I feel but the fatigue is there too, but with this stuff, I can literally do everything. I wish I could have this strain in my life forever as a staple.

That being said, the stuff does require some attention when putting it into your grinder, I find myself removing more stems than I am used to with budget bud, but at the price I paid and the potency I received, I don't fault them for that or hold it against them. The buds are really dense too, an amount as small as my pinkie nail weighs 0.10-0.13 sometimes and I find that insane because I have been smoking on fluffier stuff lately so it was a big shock to me using this strain but now I have the hang of it and I don't have to use a scale to know roughly how much I am putting into my bowls/joints

Overall, positive experience but if you expect a free pre roll or a sample(s) with your first order or any order then don't get your hopes up with this MOM though. I would love to provide a more detailed review but this is as much as I can do with just one item, hope you all enjoyed.

Cheers!
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