Mary Jane Dispatch
New mom from Ontario. Ran by a couple of local growers whose goal is value for dollar. " We went to provide a clean, high quality and affordable option for all Canadians that want to enjoy cannabis."
Overall rating out of 10: 9
Sign Up:
Simple signup through website, no ID required.
Ordering & Pricing:
They are currently having their grand opening sale and offering some really nice discounts on the already affordable products. With a couple of budget flower options priced at $90oz, $13/g Budder and $23/g shatter. Most AAA / AAA+ flower priced very well at $125+ and quad options starting at $160. $15 credit for all new customers also!
Communication:
Communication with this mom was fantastic. I found these guys on the new mom list and checked them out. Offering some really nice discounts and promos, and carrying a couple of my all time favorite strains, I emailed them with some questions and to check on their customer service and response times, etc. They replied very quickly and were extremely helpful and personable. After a couple back and forth emails, I decided to give them a chance and placed an order. I told them I would review the order, and they were very earer to get feedback and opinions. Absolutely a pleasure to deal with, really get the feeling they are here for the community and care about price and quality, not someone looking to just make a quick buck.
Packaging:
Arrived in good sized shipping box. Contents were in a vac seal bag, OG was in a heat sealed mylar bag and the flower samples came in small, clear smell-proof bottles which I really liked. No smell, nothing damaged. Order was packaged and shipped very quick.
Products / Photos:
OG Kush
$90oz AA+
Nice sized nugs, light but with a bit of density. A little on the dry side, but still some moisture inside. Jarring with a humidity pack gave the bud some live back. The smell is nice but a little muted, lemon, grassy nose. The lemon smell gets fairly strong busting up, but isn't left overly sticky. The taste is good but again not overly strong with lemon being the dominant flavor. Smokes good with a lighter grey ash. The buzz itself was actually better than expected. Good cerebral buzz that builds slowly with good body relaxing effects. Nice, long lasting hybrid high. If you are looking for a budget option. this stuff will definitely do the trick.
Wedding Cake
$125oz AAA
Wow, absolutely stunning bud. You can only see a little green and purple poking out through the thick, thick layer of trichomes. Good humidity, fairly dense bud explodes with even more crystals when cracked open. Burns ok considering the amount of crystals, thick smoke that is a little harsh. Sweet cookie nose but the taste is extremely unique and complex. Instantly hit with a sweet wine and berry taste, polar opposite of what I expected from a cookie strain. However, I found the taste to change majorly with each puff. Some puffs tasted spicy, next one tasted floral, then peppery, then sweet. The high hits pretty quick but not extremely strong, elevated heart rate, uplifted, some tingles and pressure in the face and body and a foggy cerebral buzz. The buzz was unfortunately a little short lived. I have never been a fan of cookie strains, I don't enjoy the taste or find them effective so take that into consideration also.
Pink Death Star
$150oz AAA+
Nice colorful bud with dark greens and purples, lots of orange hairs and good covering of trichromes. Super dank and sticky. Strong nose, very rich, gassy with spice and floral notes. Beautiful smell, one I associate with higher end pink kush just more gas and a little less sweet floral. Semi dense bud with crystals to the core. Busting up the bud releases even more of that dank gassy smell, leaving everything super sticky; my fingers almost stuck together after rolling a joint. Strong gas and spice taste with just a little sweetness. Effects were very heavy and hit almost instantly. Heavy body effects, felt strong after only a couple puffs. The buzz quickly builds becoming almost sedating with the heaviness. Amazing sleep aid, overwhelming relaxation. Good, strong head buzz. Fantastic example of one of my favorite strains.
Chemo Kush
$125oz AAA
Slightlky dense bud with good humidity. Sweet, kushy nose that gets stronger when busted. Tiny bit harsh with thick smoke, the taste is sweet kush with a strong lemon flavor. Good burn with white ash. Very relaxing buzz at onset with a building head high. The head buzz itself is a really nice, feel good, happy old school type highs, before giving way to the increasing body effects. Turning from relaxing to full on couch lock. I found this very effective with pain management and help with immflammation from an injury early this year. Very enjoyable and very effective.
Incentive for Customers:
$15 new customer credit on top of the discounted prices. Currently 10% - 20% off flower. They will be running a promotion shortly were every order will receive a free edible, regardless of order size.
Incentive for Review:
No incentive for this review.
Re: Mary Jane Dispatch - June 2019 - Deadmoney Review
2Thanks for the thorough review. I'm always looking for good Ontario options, although CP has been doing pretty good with their speed these days.
Re: Mary Jane Dispatch - June 2019 - Deadmoney Review
3Did you tell them you were going to review there product before they sent it or after they mailed it!! I hope after! Cause if it was b4 ,anybody can make up a flawless package for u if they new ahead that you were doing.a review on there product! and about there new business!!!I just read that u ordered and told them u were doing a review..Doesn't help me at all, anybody that knows that somebody is reviewing there product is of course going to send the best cures product...But will they send same topshelf stuff to a regular customer. NEXT TIME DONT WARN THEM ABOUT DOING A REVIEW,That way you get a order the same as anybody else would if they don't know it's getting reviewed ...