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TheGreenVault.ca - Grease Monkey - August 2019

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MOM Name: TheGreenVault.ca

Overall rating out of 10: 10/10
*overall rating is based on value/price paid/experience
*flower rating & opinions below are based on that particular batch/experience at the time, hopefully future batches/experiences will be of similar or better quality.

Sign Up: Creating an account is very simple on their site with only your name, email & password.

Ordering & Pricing: Ordering looks simple, once your account is created you can add/change shipping information or enter it during checkout. They have a limited selection offering stating "premium flower at low prices", they are a fairly new MoM currently with 5 strains for between $140-150/oz including free shipping.

Communication: Spoke on discord, seems like a nice & professional guy, offered a sample of their Grease Monkey and was shipped next day.

Packaging: Shipped in a poly bubble envelope with a lettermail stamp, the 3.5g Grease Monkey vacuum sealed inside, no smell, adequate for the sample size,

Strain Name: 88/100 - Grease Monkey
Bag Appeal: 85/100 - Looks good, nicely caked.
Bud Size: 75/100 - Small to medium, all under 1g.
Cure / Humidity: 90/100 - Mostly dense but had a little sponge/bounce-back to it.
Smell / Nose: 90/100 - Smells nice & sweet, i get a subtle creamy vanilla that comes from its Cookies lineage I think with berry/grape & earth.
Smoke / Burn: 90/100 - Burns mostly white with a little bit of grey & harshness.
Effects: 90/100 - Indica leaning hybrid, heavy behind the eyes depending on your tolerance/dosage you will need to stay active or couch lock will start to set in.
Price: 90/100 - 120/oz none bulk on a limited stock sale.
"A" Scale Rating: AAA+ (a few things including bud size/trim & just a little harshness prevented it from being a quad)

Products Photos:

Gallery: https://imgur.com/a/fj48T8z
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Incentive for Customers: They just started doing free shipping on all oz', no other incentive's I currently know of.

Incentive for Review: Sample for an honest review.

Notes: When I received this sample they only had 6oz remaining at a sale price of $120/oz free shipping over $200 so not a lot of inventory available unfortunately, this was a great non bulk deal on a high trip near quad, I hope to see more great deals like this in the months/years to come and would look forward to trying them out again in the future.
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