DNMN (Dispensary Near Me Now)
**Shipping/Packaging**
Packaged in a sturdy cardboard box with all the contests arriving perfectly safe and unscathed. Also no aroma as everything was vacuum sealed. A quick three days from BC to Ontario.
**Strains**
Do Si Dos
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Seen a few reviews about this Do Si Dos around and I would have to agree with them in that this was a great smoke. The buds have a very greasy and resinous look to them and covered in trichs. Forest green in colour with dark orange hairs and a very good trim. Sticky within and and easy to roll joints with as it forms to the paper with ease.
I mainly get a dominantly gassy aroma right off the bat with this Do Si Dos. When ground up it transforms into a sweet/citrus gassyness with undertones of earth and pine. Translates accurately to taste with a heavy and thick smoke that can be a bit overwhelming if you take a big hit. Burns very slow leaving a light grayish ash behind.
A potent cross of girl scout cookies and face off OG. Definitely a strain that's has indica leaning effects but not right away, as it first starts off with a powerful head surging high. Almost acts as a creeper that gets noticeably stronger throughout the session until you feel completely relaxed and sunken into place. Effective and enjoyable.
Romulan
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This Romulan was absolute fire and it made me remember how much I loved the strain. First, the buds were absolutely covered in sticky trichomes that clung to the fingers. Tight structure with forest green colours and subtle purple hues and sporting a neat trim. Very sticky and gooey within as well with a great moisture level.
The smell upon opening the bag was overwhelming and just stunk of pungent and dank gas. The type that stings the nostrils at first. Also some notes of pine and earth making for one of my favourite profiles. Translates to taste quite accurately with a flavour that's just as heavy. Not the typical Romulan I've had in the past that had some sweet and woody traits but instead just straight gas and pine. Thick but smooth smoke that leaves a pleasant taste behind and burns a light grey ash.
Decided to smoke this one on my day off in the early afternoon and it got my friend and I completely stoned. Almost an old-school type of high. Very floaty and euphoric, and munchies like crazy. A relaxing body buzz creeps in eventually and left me tired and lazy. Perfect for a day off or before bed, and the potency is very evident with this Romulan.
Love Potion #1
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Love potion has quickly become a favorite and I would gladly recommend this to any sativa lover. Beautifully caked buds that are uniformly long and spherical structured and trimmed rather nicely. Very healthy and sticky with tons of orange hairs and milky white trichs. Fantastic bag appeal without a doubt.
The aroma and taste follows suit, producing overpowering notes of pungent and zesty citrus, almost like an orange rind. Pretty funky too with underlying hints of cheesy tang. Really makes for a flavorful smoke, leaving a peppery citrus coating on the pallet. Smooth as well, burning a salt and pepper ash.
A high that is real sativa driven, producing a strong buzzing head stone with uplifting and energetic effects. No apparent burnout whatsoever and kept me going all morning. Great day time smoke with a little more potency then your average sativa with it's classic lineage of G13 × Colombian Gold.
Bruce Banner OG
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Bruce Banner is such a distinctive and aromatic strain that I won't ever get tired of. Not too many gassy and hard hitting sativa hybrids but this is one. These dense buds were very greasy and frost and trimmed perfectly. Plenty of thin orange hairs and purple hues as well. Very sticky and resinous to the touch when broken up.
The nose and taste are both real pronounced, with strong gassy notes of diesel followed by an underlying berry sweetness. Stinks up the room quite effectively. Very terpy and mouthwatering stuff that can be a bit of a choker as it's a heavy and thick smoke. Burns very slow and oily with the ash a bit on the darker grey side
Effective and quick hitting high starting with a heavy head stone, while leaving you relaxed yet functional. A great all around high that lasts for a decent while too and is a significant step up from the typical sativa-hybrid.
Lemon Sour Diesel
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Classic sativa strain that has always been a favourite especially since I love anything diesel like I've mentioned in the past. These dense buds of Lsd are of a healthy, light green colour, and coated in both trichomes and hairs. Very tight trim as well with a sticky texture when handling and breaking apart the buds.
The aroma is incredibly zesty with loud terps of lemon/citrus and diesel with subtle earthy undertones. Reminds me of a lemon cough drop. When smoked, the citrus is also there with strong diesel flavours but remains smooth on the exhale and burns a salt and peppery ash.
One of the best wake and bake or daytime highs for staying functional and creative as most diesel strains are. Very much a full on head type high with minimal body effects. A good mood lifting strain as well with no burn out afterwards.
Gelato THCA Diamonds
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These Gelato THCA diamonds are a new product in stock and the appearance on the site is how it is actually looks. Comes in one clump of diamonds and my picture is after it's been split apart. Very hard in texture like a rock candy so just have to be careful when trying to break a piece for a dab. Probably easier to handle when added to a sauce.
I tried it as is in the picture and it was one of the smoothest dabs I've done. (lower-medium temp). Just a tiny piece produced a good amount of clouds and no harshness at all. Very little residue left in the banger that was light yellow and clear in colour.
A subtle taste of sweet berries and an instantaneous head high after the first exhale. I could instantly tell that that these diamonds have a potent kick to them. I only did 2 small dabs and I was where I wanted to bewith, with a spacey and powerful, stoney type high.
**Incentive**
These samples were offered to me for honest and unbiased reviews.
**Final Notes**
Enjoyed everything in this review and got a good idea of DNMN's strains after trying several. Overall impressed with each of them, especially the do si dos and romulan. The communication was nothing short of great as well with polite and friendly interactions. Very active on social media and quick to respond! An ideal first experience to say the least.