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WTF Cannabis
Shipping/Packaging
Packaged in a bubble mailer with all the products within vacuum sealed. The mylar bags were also heat sealed which is always nice and keeps the bud fresher. Made it from BC to ON in very quick fashion.
Strains :
Fruity Pebbles
Also known as FPOG, a cross involving Grand Daddy Purple, Tahoe Alien, and Green Ribbon. Super dense nugs with a very compact and tight bud structure. Light green appearance, topped with bright orange hairs and a blanket of trichomes. Sticky to the touch within but the buds break off the main stem with ease and are not overly moist or fresh.
The profile is pleasant and pronounced, both in smell and taste. I enjoyed this sample the most out of them all and it's got a modest tag to match. Tropical, berry aromas and flavours with just a hint of sweet pine. Almost smells like sticking your nose in a bag of skittles. The smoke is enjoyable and smooth, burning a clean white ash.
Very evenly balanced effects that slightly tread into the indica category over time. Starts off being very heady, zoning out in thought. Eventually the relaxing effects kick in, all the while remaining euphoric and talkative. Good, all-around daytime strain in every way.
Elmers Glue
Elmers Glue, A cross of GG4 x The White. Not the prettiest bag appeal but it's definitely more about the effects it offers. Sticky, semi dense nugs that are leafier in nature with plenty of long, winding orange hairs. Forest green in colour, with it's darker shades complimenting the healthy trichome coverage.
Hard to pinpoint the complex yet very familiar aroma at first. Woodsy and peppery with pungent notes of sharp earth and that traditional "glue" from the GG4. Translates nicely to taste, producing a thick and expansive smoke that burns a salt and pepper ash and it can induce a bit of a cough. Not the most tastiest of strains, but definitely stays true to it's name and lineage.
The high is definitely indica leaning with it's combination of relaxing and sedating body effects. Produces a strong couch lock that creeps up with time. The type where you actually feel heavy limbed and lazy. Also accompanied by a hazy head stone making it an ideal strain for hanging around home and not doing a thing. Great for binging shows.
God's Green Crack
Probably one of the nicest if not the nicest looking GGC's I've had. Dense, frosty, tightly trimmed buds that sport deep streaks of purple accompanied by dark orange hairs. Quite sticky to the touch when breaking apart and many visible trichome heads inside and out.
Very creamy and piney aroma with subtle herbal undertones. Real pleasant, although unfortunately doesn't translate at all to taste, producing more of a generic, earthy flavour behind. Smooth on the exhale and burns with a light salt and pepper ash.
The high is of medium potency and very hybrid like in nature. Calming heady effects, paired with a relaxing, but not sedative couch lock and still keeps the mind clear and focused. Definitely a more toned down and mellow version than I'm used to with this strain.
White Widow Shatter
Light amber in colour with a slight pull and snap consistency. The aromas of sweet berries emit from the parchment as soon as the heat sealed mylar is opened.
Very terpy shatter as the flavour of berries carried through at medium temperature. Also a slight hint of pine and reminds me of many 'Blue' strains I've had. Smooth on the exhale as well.
A Potent hybrid that kicks in quickly and effectively in the form of a cerebrally focused head high as well as a mellow body stone. Also very mood lifting and just an all around enjoyable high. White Widow is a classic.
These samples were provided for honest and unbiased reviews
Re: WTF Cannabis Review - April 2020
2Real good review. I'm looking out for reviews of such products rn. I'm deciding which strain to get...