Overall rating out of 10: I’ve been ordering from LPB for almost a year, and I have never received anything that less than exactly as advertised or beyond. Prices have been fair, and service amazing. They always have promo codes floating around which is a bonus in comparison to other MoMs that I order from. 10/10 for me
Sign Up: Sign up was fast and I did not have to provide any id or anything. I assume that this process hasn’t changed.
Ordering & Pricing: The menu is massive and the prices has always reflected the landscape. I have never seen LPB more expensive than other places offering the same kind of strains/quality. I keep coming back to LPB because I know that I’m getting what I pay for
Communication: Whether in their discord or through emails, I have always received responses and help.
Packaging: Packaging is unique to LPB and branded, and the GasLeaks stuff has their own branding as well. I’ve ordered now from close to twenty MoMs now and theirs is my favourite.
Products / Photos: I am reviewing their Purple Dank Breath rated at AAAA
Incentive for Customers: New customer 20% promo code, as well as random sales and random promo codes. Be sure to sign up for their email blasts. I believe that their 1 year anniversary is still active! 20% off and really good deals
Incentive for Review: Store credit for future orders
Strain Name: Purple Dank Breath
Strain Fidelity: 10: LPB was spot on with the description of this one. A combination of two strains I love: Mendo Breath and Purple Punch. From what I could research online, it matches up
Size of buds: 7: I received mostly smalls and one or two medium-ish buds. While I’d like bigger buds, I’ve seen this on the site for a while so I know they’re getting near the bottom.
Bag Appeal: 10: Absolutely hands down some of the most gorgeous bud that I’ve picked up this year from any MoM. The buds are vibrant Purple, Res, Orange and green. Sticky and absolutely covered in trichomes.
Cure & Humidity: 8: The buds came in near perfect humidity! The integra pack included was small, but I transferred the PDB to a sealed glass jar with a new bovida to bring it to 62% humidity. The buds weren’t dry though. The cure is proper and clean.
Smell Intensity: 6.5: The smell is very subtle but it is there. It smells to me like Purple Space Cookies but with that breath nose at the end. I like the smell but it is muted.
Harshness vs Smoothness: 10: This is one of the smoothest smokes I’ve ever had. I used a Silver Surfer and Sticky Brick vaporizer and had absolutely no burning of the sinuses or harshness on the throat.
Taste Intensity: 8: The taste is more apparent than the intensity of the smell, and it’s very nice. While I wish the terps were a little more loud, it is definitely not lacking. I feel that an 8/10 is fair assessment
Taste Complexity: 8.5: If you’ve had breath strains and purple punch/candy/space cookies strain, just imagine those combined. It is a really nice overall grape experience that I love.
Buzz Intensity: 9.5: The effects of this are fucking awesome. Right after a few SSV microdose bowls, I was lounging back and playing some video games in utter bliss. I get that big Indica body stone with a nice warm/fuzzy/uplifting head feeling.
Price: I paid $60 for 7g in a build your own ounce mixer, but with their 20% anniversary/new customer discount, you could grab a zip for around $180 (priced full at $239 which I totally get).
Value: 9: Personally, no matter how absolutely amazing a strain is, I believe no zip should cost more than $220. With discounts you can get this below that, but at $239 a zip I think it could come down a pinch.
"A" Scale Rating: LPB advertises this as a AAAA strain and I would whole-heartedly agree. This is a definite quad in my books.