Rating:
8/10 - good MOM, would recommend for Budder especially and AAAA greens.
Incentive: I was asked to review and offered a sample package with my purchase. They gave me 2 grams of bud, 2 papers and one budder.
Incentive for you: Free 3.5 with first order, 4 prerolls with orders over $179.
Long review for the readers:
Customer Service:
They were in touch with me even though it was evening to pair me with what they wanted me to review. I also received an email to let me know my order was delivered. Of course I already had my package by then but it was all very great, good communication.
Shipping:
Mailed package on Thursday with an upcoming long weekend and Canada post is estimating it will not arrive until Tuesday. I have ‘signature required’ so I’m less worried about postal theft but I’m still more anxious about it than I would be if they’d have choked off and waited til Tuesday to mail it. Your milage may vary.
Still, somehow it arrived on Friday so I’m not upset they sent it out. Because now my weekend is going to be amaaaazing.
Packaging: The exterior could be any package. Inside is an opaque vacuum sealed bag and inside of that is another vacuum sealed bag. No exterior smell. Very professional. Includes a business card with a coupon, but the coupon does not specify any sort of discount. Mystery???
Everything is individually packaged in bottles with moisture control packages and custom labels for each strain. A step above baggies. Even the grams! All of the gifts are labeled to clearly indicate which are samples and which were part of your order which I thought was a cute touch.
The budder sample is in a bag with a custom label, inside of which is an eyeshadow jar with a rubber insert. It’s thoughtfully assembled.
The buds:
Rockstar: AAA
Sticky and dark. The smell is powerful. I first popped a standard sized bowl into my vaporizer, and shared it with a friend. The first thing I noticed was how intense the flavor profile is. Not only are the buds nice and terpy when you break into them, but they maintain a powerful flavor my friend described as ‘berry’. I believe it was named after the energy drink, because it has that bitterness and fake fruit flavor I expect from a Rockstar.
The vaped high was cerebral, sleepy, and very socially enhancing. I felt less stressed about handling multiple text messages, very present and then went and took photos of all the products.
The Blackberry Brandy Papers:
Second, because of the noted berry flavor, I made a joint out of the blackberry brandy flavored paper. A good flavor combination, I highly recommend if you’re a joint smoker. The paper lent a very slight note to the experience, mostly I noticed it when I licked it to seal it–it tasted like a berry gummy, fake sweet. The paper is really cute, it has berries printed on it with a soy based ink.
The experience would have been smoother if I was sharing the j and could have burnt through it in one go. When I relit the paper flared up on the seam and wasted some of it. Never had a joint do that before. This happened when I tried using one the next day as well. My friend noted she liked the smell of it burning.
Rockstar itself performed excellent in the joint, a slow controlled burn (when it wasn’t actually on fire). Smoking enhanced its energetic effects and I can probably do anything. Wow. I would describe it as energetic and euphoric. Truly a star. It’s definitely a hybrid as I get both sleepy and energy with this one.
Green Crack AA:
An AA for sure. Small flaky buds. Low smell, you really have to get into the bottle to get anything. Tastes dirty and wet. It does vaporize and get clouds rather than just withering into nothing, so it’s not worthless. However I can’t say I’m disappointed I only got the free 3.5 of this strain. I have had worse weed. Throw it in a j for your friends and save the AAAAs for yourself.
Due to having this opinion I tested it in a joint with the DLX premium papers. The papers are extremely thin, and I have to say they may be the best papers I’ve ever tried.
Green Crack deals all right packed into a joint, it’s possible to get a good cherry burn going. The flavor is unremarkable but it gets the job done.
Those were the only two I tried smoking. The rest is all vaporized from dry herb.
Alien OG AAAA:
Now this makes up for that AA crap. Freakin worlds of difference between these strains. This tastes earthy in a grass way, flavorful and potent. This is a rightful AAAA strain, I would say. The buds are sizeable, cured just right, and the smell is powerful. This is an almost psychedelic heavy hitter, really pushes the boundaries of just how high marijuana in its flower form can take you. I am not disappointed and highly recommend this strain for seasoned users.
Sour Tangie AAAA:
Enjoyable flavor that reminds me of fake orange juice from my childhood. They’re potent, but I’m not quite sold on these being sold as AAAA buds. They smell great, but all of the buds are tiny. They’re still nice, though. I do think it’s a must-try sativa strain simply because of how awesome the effects are and how great it tastes. This rocketed me to creative joyful happy places and I’m glad I bought 7 grams of it. I highly recommend this strain if you want a really great tasting weed or one of those sativas where you accidentally end up writing an entire novel.
LA Confidential OG AAAA:
After finally emerging from this high I can crawl back to my computer and say that yes, yes, this is a true AAAA option. Nice large bud, cracks open and reveals trails of trichomes thickening towards the core. It grieves me that I don’t have an ounce of this to hibernate during the winter. The flavor is velvety and relaxing, smooth and piney. The result is extremely relaxing, a solid indica high. I highly recommend for anyone who wants a very relaxing painkilling indica.
Walter White AAAA:
I forgot to post this in my original review! It messed me up so much I completely forgot it existed. Hah. It's intense. Kind of makes me anxious. Great buds, lots of orange hairs which indicate healthy flowers. It tastes smooth, and I found its high was a quick brutal one. NOT a night time smoke. Use this one before you want to like, crush yard work, graffiti an entire wall in your basement, bake 500 cookies, and press ALL OF YOUR LAUNDRY even though you've NEVER IRONED BEFORE.
Space Cookies budder AAAA:
Absolutely the star of this package. Killer. It tastes waxy and sweet, not too terpy with its sugar “cookie” flavor either. Very subtle and enjoyable hits. I use a vape with a wax cup. This budder vaporized without leaving any residue, the consistency is easy to work with using a dabber, and the effects are rightfully AAAA+. It won’t take very much of this to send you to space. One gram of this is going to get me high SO many times. This is an incredible product if you like budder. I keep reaching back for this every time I want to use anything.
If I go buy anything from Speedgreens it’ll probably be their budder. They have an excellent selection of options and if this is an example of what quality to expect, I know I’ll want to treat mahself.
Site critique notes:
The site itself looks great, with a couple of problems.
In the checkout area, “Signature required” checkbox explanation cuts off at ‘if the’.
Refuses to accept shorter passwords, a “safety feature” I consider irrelevant on sites like this because it’s way more likely someone’s going to hack a database and scrape all the passwords or open my laptop and automatically populate the password field. “Name from Place purchased Item” feature is a bit alarming to be included on a site selling cannabis but maybe that’s just me. Customer service popup makes a noise when you’re not on the tab!
I cannot give a full rating because of these annoying site features and the slight under weight. I wouldn’t complain about being shorted .2 on a 7 but since I’m reviewing I do have to mention it. Otherwise very happy.
