green magic bc
https://greenmagicbc.ca/

impulse
: okay, let’s try green magic. same pictures as thc delivery. nice photos of bc province on the site, specialty medicine, sounds good. click ‘flowers’, ah, the photos, yeah. same as thc delivery. yeah. wait. no user reviews. no section for user reviews. no way to average effects, gauge better. wait, why can’t we post user reviews on this site? the weird mental shit in a stoner’s brain.

recourse
: send an email, ask about the stuff, lots of questions, thc delivery pics, what’s going on; guy writes back fast. bit defensive. answers one maybe two questions. he’s got lots of customers. okay. reply twice. i talk too much. whatever. so, buy some fucking weed. 420, got the 20%, that’s what happened, damn email. okay, gone this far, get the weed. click, code. wait. he charges gst-pst after the website price? nobody else does that. website price was how i picked, no other ratings. i guess it’s the same pre-tax. the alaskan was a bit pricier, should be strong. but it’s pre-tax. surprise. wtf? 420 deal of 20% off pays the tax, but i ain’t buyin’ enough to get the free shipping. same as normal price. wow. so much for a special off. fuck it, click. two minutes later, buyer’s remorse. fool.

impact
: next day, depressed. sure i made a mistake. google green magic bc, nothing. nothing bad, but nothing good; someone else complaining about email responses, and someone else complaining about thc deliver pics and how it’s all so misleading. is it? i keep telling myself i got the notice that the money was accepted. then i got the notice saying weed was being processed. but still no tracking number. site said tracking number. it’s so weird. sure this was a mistake. doorbell. what? canada post. wtf? it’s a package from green magic bc. that was fast. okay. what about the weed?

packaging
: no tracking number, but it got here fast; double-bagged, no odor, but no labels. the big bag is alaskan thunderfuck and the smaller one is purple space cookies. that’s how i know. inside the buds are fresh and soft and stinky.

alaskan thunderfuck
: nice buds, fresh. one small toke and fucking headlock. heavy grip on the back of the neck, shit is strong. too strong. reminds me of acapulco gold or something like that. the kind of sativa you want to be out working on a rig on or something like that. cutting trees, digging a tunnel. i’m a poet, this is too much. but, stoned as fuck. just not my cup of tea, i think. since getting it, heard from five other people who say they like it, though they also find it a bit strong. lasts a long time, fucking heavy, but maybe it ain’t for me.

purple space cookies
: um, this one’s a bit strange. perfumey, heavy head stone. feels like i’m marinated in thc; and like i’ve gone a few more times than i should have on the merry-go-round. not for me. no, that is not what i like at all. i’ve experimented with a puff here or there, and i’m safe with one hit here or there, but too much and i regret it. i like keeping my wits about me, especially when all about me are losing theirs. call me hoity-toity, but that’s the way i play. safe and old-fashioned when i want to be. purple space cookies is too heavy for me, at least this batch from green magic bc.

conclusion
: i can’t fully recommend green magic bc because it’s not my kind of weed or customer service, or marketing. i like to have a brand to frame what i’m consuming, even when it comes to weed. i was uncertain with the process, and uncertain about the highs. others around me have enjoyed both weeds, so it’s most likely my age and rather extensive collection of unmanageable sensitivities, which is okay. i’m a bit more finicky than many, and i guess i need something a little easier on my system.

thanks for reading
oldcoot

That's an apt description of ATF, it's just wayyy too potent for me, drives me into anxiety and paranoia. It's a great strain but not for me!