Dirty Gorilla + Sweet Congo + Granola Funk * Farmer Bill * October
Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2022 10:27 pm
Strain - Granola Funk by Jade Vine
Visual/Texture - medium sized buds which sport pepper shaped resemblances. An exterior with a crisp shell, light airy fluffy density, and snapped apart to a fresh, sticky resinous interior within. The nugs featuring a spread of various olive green shaded hues being cast onto each nug. An abundance of lengthy preserved fiery orange hairs flowing over the structures, and glistening with fully intact shiny amber crystal trichomes
Scent/Burn - the Funk in the name definitely coming from its unique exotic nose, having sweet terpene aromas consistent of an overpowering skunky nut, accompanied by a sweetened herbal dough, and faint vanilla undertones. Each draw coming with a sweet nutty herbs alongside an earthy dough flavoring. The exhale moving towards more of an earthy spice, with a lingering light sweetened dough taste. Lighter greyish white ash lightly speckled in flakes, and an oil ring presenting itself after the first couple pulls
High/Effects - Granola Funk is a completely balanced hybrid (50/50). Starting off with a heightened feeling of prolonged euphoria, lifting your mood, and providing a clear-minded cerebral influx. The initial energy slowly dissipates, unraveling towards a more relaxed stone, while a soothing calmness eases over both mind and body, with any remaining motivation being focused on satisfying the newly developed appetite. Sufficient as a later day or evening time cook, providing solid relief while delivering a laid back high
Strain - Sweet Congo by Jade Vine
Visual/Texture - medium sized nugs elongated with pointy arrow head formations. Fluffy with a lighter air density, slightly crisped shell, and a fresh stickiness being retained throughout. Rich emerald colored structures which have sections being occupied by shades of darker forest green. Heavily populated by lengthy unfurling copper pistils, and completely shrouded in a thick coverage of ice frosted snowy trichomes
Scent/Burn - instantly a potent odor begins reeking up the surrounding area with some sweet distinct aromatics. Strong fueled terpenes that contain a deep pine sweetness, partnered with sour citrus herbs. Making a transition from smell to smoke flawlessly, taking in tokes tasting of sweet citrus pines, sour herbs, and a spice that gains over the session. Exhales become more of a sweetened citrus with a continued sourness lingering beyond release. Burning consistently creating a silver ash in the process, and oiling up with a greasy ring
High/Effects - Sweet Congo has a majority sativa reminiscent high, coming into effect quite shortly after cashing. It opens up with an uplifting high, sparking motivation, and providing a necessary influx of energy. Clear headed cerebral focus is completely honed in, also an effective smoke for social interactions, opening creative senses, and leaving no issues of hindered production. An ideal day stone with no accompanying burnout, or more than an ideal firing up first thing to wake and bake on
Strain - Dirty Gorilla by Jade Vine
Visual/Texture - built between smaller and medium sized buds shaped by spade formations. Crispy shelled exteriors holding a firm density, which are equally countered by the resinous glue lined throughout them. Medium emerald green shades overtaking the vast majority coloring, having sharpened lavender hued undertones seeping through in patches. Lengthy intact fiery orange hairs unfurling over the structures, which are smothered up in a thick frosted spread of sugar glistening trichomes
Scent/Burn - initially possessing some fairly vocal terpenes, only to be amplified with its loud aromatic potency once busted apart. Filling your nostrils with emissions of sweet coffee accents, bold gassy diesel fuel, tied together with strong accents of nutty pines. Those heightened scents fully returning while smoking, with each inhale filled by a coffee diesel gas, and distinct nutty sweet pines. Exhaling out the profiles becoming more dominant of an earthiness, with a sweet nutty gas taste. Lighter greyish white ash produced while smoking, and immediately surfacing a sizable oil ring
High/Effects - Dirty Gorilla giving off the effects that feel close to an indica dominating lean, providing a high that definitely comes with traits from both ends. Feeling an additional weight to the lids, becoming more of a task not to appear completely cooked. Cerebral thoughts keeping your mind sharpened, paired up with a mood ascending euphoria, and provides enough energy required to muster up some motivation. Further into the high the stone diverting its focus onto the body, inducing relaxation, and expelling any soreness that previously existed. This herb serves best when puffed on later day, or twisted up for evening sessions
Visual/Texture - medium sized buds which sport pepper shaped resemblances. An exterior with a crisp shell, light airy fluffy density, and snapped apart to a fresh, sticky resinous interior within. The nugs featuring a spread of various olive green shaded hues being cast onto each nug. An abundance of lengthy preserved fiery orange hairs flowing over the structures, and glistening with fully intact shiny amber crystal trichomes
Scent/Burn - the Funk in the name definitely coming from its unique exotic nose, having sweet terpene aromas consistent of an overpowering skunky nut, accompanied by a sweetened herbal dough, and faint vanilla undertones. Each draw coming with a sweet nutty herbs alongside an earthy dough flavoring. The exhale moving towards more of an earthy spice, with a lingering light sweetened dough taste. Lighter greyish white ash lightly speckled in flakes, and an oil ring presenting itself after the first couple pulls
High/Effects - Granola Funk is a completely balanced hybrid (50/50). Starting off with a heightened feeling of prolonged euphoria, lifting your mood, and providing a clear-minded cerebral influx. The initial energy slowly dissipates, unraveling towards a more relaxed stone, while a soothing calmness eases over both mind and body, with any remaining motivation being focused on satisfying the newly developed appetite. Sufficient as a later day or evening time cook, providing solid relief while delivering a laid back high
Visual/Texture - medium sized nugs elongated with pointy arrow head formations. Fluffy with a lighter air density, slightly crisped shell, and a fresh stickiness being retained throughout. Rich emerald colored structures which have sections being occupied by shades of darker forest green. Heavily populated by lengthy unfurling copper pistils, and completely shrouded in a thick coverage of ice frosted snowy trichomes
Scent/Burn - instantly a potent odor begins reeking up the surrounding area with some sweet distinct aromatics. Strong fueled terpenes that contain a deep pine sweetness, partnered with sour citrus herbs. Making a transition from smell to smoke flawlessly, taking in tokes tasting of sweet citrus pines, sour herbs, and a spice that gains over the session. Exhales become more of a sweetened citrus with a continued sourness lingering beyond release. Burning consistently creating a silver ash in the process, and oiling up with a greasy ring
High/Effects - Sweet Congo has a majority sativa reminiscent high, coming into effect quite shortly after cashing. It opens up with an uplifting high, sparking motivation, and providing a necessary influx of energy. Clear headed cerebral focus is completely honed in, also an effective smoke for social interactions, opening creative senses, and leaving no issues of hindered production. An ideal day stone with no accompanying burnout, or more than an ideal firing up first thing to wake and bake on
Visual/Texture - built between smaller and medium sized buds shaped by spade formations. Crispy shelled exteriors holding a firm density, which are equally countered by the resinous glue lined throughout them. Medium emerald green shades overtaking the vast majority coloring, having sharpened lavender hued undertones seeping through in patches. Lengthy intact fiery orange hairs unfurling over the structures, which are smothered up in a thick frosted spread of sugar glistening trichomes
Scent/Burn - initially possessing some fairly vocal terpenes, only to be amplified with its loud aromatic potency once busted apart. Filling your nostrils with emissions of sweet coffee accents, bold gassy diesel fuel, tied together with strong accents of nutty pines. Those heightened scents fully returning while smoking, with each inhale filled by a coffee diesel gas, and distinct nutty sweet pines. Exhaling out the profiles becoming more dominant of an earthiness, with a sweet nutty gas taste. Lighter greyish white ash produced while smoking, and immediately surfacing a sizable oil ring
High/Effects - Dirty Gorilla giving off the effects that feel close to an indica dominating lean, providing a high that definitely comes with traits from both ends. Feeling an additional weight to the lids, becoming more of a task not to appear completely cooked. Cerebral thoughts keeping your mind sharpened, paired up with a mood ascending euphoria, and provides enough energy required to muster up some motivation. Further into the high the stone diverting its focus onto the body, inducing relaxation, and expelling any soreness that previously existed. This herb serves best when puffed on later day, or twisted up for evening sessions